8.08.2006

Hey Dave - Don't Give It A Second Thought

This post in dedicated to my friend at On The Road With Dave.

WARNING: Explicit language
D-Day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...
[thinks hard]
Bluto: the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!
[runs out, alone; then returns]
Bluto: What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...
Otter: Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.
D-Day: Let's do it.
Bluto: LET'S DO IT!

1 Comments:

Blogger David Robison said...

ROFLMAO!

Thanks Dave, that meant a lot. Probably to none of your other readers, but thanks.

Especially thanks for printing the text of that scene and not the "horse scene" or the "what am I?" scene.

But real thanks, for not printing the text of the "car scene with the latex glove".

But not as much thanks as you would have received if you had printed the "devil and angel" scene or the "supermarket cucumber" scene, but then again those scenes weren't really appropriate for the moment; but maybe in the future they'll become relevant.

Dave R

August 08, 2006  

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